Friday, June 16, 2006
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An Award Winning Joke!! >> > >A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one
>> > night and he saw
>> > >Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his
>> > movies, he rushes over
>> > >to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead,
>> > Spielberg gives him a
>> > >slap and says,
>> > >"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get
>> > outta here."
>> > >The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the
>> > Chinese who
>> > >bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
>> > >" Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the
>> > same," replied
>> > >Spielberg.
>> > >In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and
>> > says,
>> > >"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that
>> > ship."
>> > >Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg
>> > that sank the ship,
>> > >not me."
>> > >The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg,
>> > Carlsberg, you're all the
>> > >same ."
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >(This joke won an award for the best joke in a
>> > competition
>> > >organized in Britain)
Posted by Captain! Choo @ 11:12 pm